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Conrad Williams is the author of the novels Head Injuries, London Revenant, The Unblemished, One, Decay Inevitable and Blonde on a Stick; the novellas Nearly People, Game, The Scalding Rooms and Rain and a collection of short fiction, Use Once then Destroy. He lives in Manchester, UK.

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Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Tricky situation

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Possibly not a good idea finishing today's shift worrying about how best to break into a toolshed...

1 comment:

Tessa said...

First: don't tell anyone you intend to break into a tool shed.

Second: Acquire elephant.

Third: Use elephant.